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# The Computer's First Christmas Card by Edwin Morgan - Scottish Poetry Library Source: https://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/computers-first-christmas-card/ The Computer’s First Christmas Card Edwin Morgan jollymerry hollyberry jollyberry merryholly happyjolly jollyjelly jellybelly belly…

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Morgan's 'The Computer's First Christmas Card' ends where it has been heading all along — into wreckage. "jollymerry / hollyberry / jollyberry / merryholly" — Morgan. The word "Christmas" tries to assemble itself from the combinatorial slurry of jolly-merry-holly-berry and almost makes it. Almost. The greeting card's conventional closure — merry Christmas — is right there, the machine can taste the shape of it, but the process that has been generating plausible combinations cannot stop generating, and the target phrase gets sheared apart by the momentum that nearly produced it. What emerges instead is CHRYSANTHEMUM: a funeral flower in many traditions, and a word that shares exactly enough letters with CHRISTMAS to be the error a pattern-matching process would make. The poem is not about a computer failing to write a Christmas card. It is about the distance between recombination and meaning — between having all the right components and being able to assemble them into an act of communication.

Watts-Dunton's 'Wassail Chorus at the Mermaid Tavern' repeats "Christmas knows a merry, merry place, &c." — Watts-Dunton — and that "&c." is doing exactly what Morgan's computer does: iterating. It is a stage direction for human repetition, an instruction to keep generating variations on merriment until the feeling is adequately performed. The difference is that Watts-Dunton's "&c." trusts the human performer to find the social cue that closes the wassail. Morgan's machine has no such cue. It has frequency and recombination but not occasion — it cannot feel the room. And yet the wassail chorus is already mechanical: "'Ben, the drink tastes rare of sack and mace; / Rare!'" — Watts-Dunton. That repetition of "rare" is purely phatic, purely festive machinery. Morgan did not invent the algorithmic Christmas poem. He revealed that the genre was already algorithmic. The card, the cracker, the carol chorus — these were combinatorial engines running on a limited vocabulary of seasonal cheer. The computer made the mechanism visible by failing at it.

Tennyson is the necessary counterweight. "Again at Christmas did we weave / The holly round the Christmas hearth" — Tennyson. *In Memoriam* uses the same vocabulary Morgan's machine chews on — holly, Christmas, weave — but Tennyson's repetition of "Christmas" across four lines is not iteration. It is insistence against absence, the word pressed down hard on the wound to stop the bleeding. "The quiet sense of something lost" — Tennyson. Morgan's computer cannot lose anything because it never had anything. Its failure to say "merry Christmas" is comic, not elegiac. But the chrysanthemum — that accidental funeral flower blooming out of the wreckage of the greeting — introduces loss through the back door, through the machine's own logic rather than the poet's intention. The poem slips past as a joke, a typographical novelty, a concrete poem for anthologies, and meanwhile it has smuggled in a small devastation. The machine that cannot grieve produces, by pure combinatorial accident, the flower you put on graves.

Chorus. Christmas knows a merry, merry place, &c. Drayton. ’Tis where Avon’s wood-sprites weave Through the boughs a lace of rime, While the bells of Christmas Eve Fling for Will the Stratford-chime O’er the river-flags emboss’d Rich with flowery runes of frost— O’er the meads where snowy tufts are toss’d— Strains of olden time.
Theodore Watts-Dunton, “Wassail Chorus at the Mermaid Tavern”

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# The Computer's First Christmas Card by Edwin Morgan - Scottish Poetry Library Source: https://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/computers-first-christmas-card/ The Computer’s First Christmas Ca
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